me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*
(Source: jeliyfish, via overfierce)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though
(Source: zootedboy, via thisisawhitegirl)