pieceofmyimagination:

The wheels on the bus go SWAG SWAG SWAG

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via fake-mermaid)


edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

(Source: catchersintherye, via crystallized-teardrops)


one day i aspire to shop price high to low

(via fake-mermaid)


tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via hotboyproblems)


xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did

(via fake-mermaid)


rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via hotboyproblems)



nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

image

(via hotboyproblems)


crystallized-teardrops:

my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing

(via feat)


hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

(via overfierce)


neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via hotboyproblems)


brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

image

(Source: dadvevo, via fake-mermaid)


ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii, via overfierce)